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5:02 pm | 27 May 2004 | John of ARC! (in which i am a total bitch AGAIN) Just super-briefly, I have to share how absolutely, skull-fuckingly grindingly irritating it is when people are applying for this paid internship at CrazyGermanCorp, my place of employment--the advertisement for which, mind you, states SPECIFICALLY "possess exceptional spelling and grammar skills"--with the written equivalent of newspaper shreds reconstituted with packing tape and then transliterated into the Binalog Courier Typostraphy service.* One such fellow crafted this exceptional RUN ON FUCKING SENTENCE: Another thing? In my little ad I mentioned that a good command of the subtleties of English is required, because the comma-delimited fields we use for data can't be spellchecked, and anyway there are those words like "mantel," as in a fireplace-topping ledge, and then "mantle," as in an overcoat. So then DIS bitch is all: From: [email protected] Cut to my face and its florid, crankily incredulous expression, the facial equivalent of OH NO YOU DI'IN'T. Rapidly: Reply:Yes! Thanks for playing, but THIS IS NOT A WINNING GAME PIECE. Enjoy your crow! Another chump (whom I'm actually going to interview because he seemed funny in his cover letter) nevertheless wrote about his "above-average grammer skills." Grammer? The real pi�ce de r�sistance, however, isn't even a human error, really. No. It's just part of someone's r�sum�: Association For Retarded Citizens (ARC) Compton, CA Um. Ahuem. Eurgh. Didn't we stop using "retard" in that sense at least 15 years ago? Guess not. Nice, too, that it's not the Association of. Nope, it's the Association For. But don't you understand how unhireable that makes you, and why? How can I, John Johnson*? How can I hire you and take you off the ARC? GODDAMMIT, JOHN JOHNSON, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA HELP THE RETARDS! clm. *i.e., e-mail. Part of my fetishistic "return to the mentality of late 1920s industrial America!" movement includes this kind of naming convention for modern stuff. C'mon, play along.**Not his actual name, but damnably close. p.s. when i was looking for the Kelsey Grammer picture I found this, too, which is just too nice to keep to myself. unless otherwise noted, all work contained herein is � claudia sherman, 2002-04. |