4:06 pm | 16 April 2003 | mystery boys

I may have mentioned before that Porkchop is a genius. As proof of this statement (though none should be needed--y'all should be treating what i say like the words of Baby Jesus himself), i present the following Microsoft Paint creation. It is inspired by our theory that all the truly great people, the beautiful fascinating ones, are in some sort of underground barracks somewhere and that's why we can't find them. Enjoy. clm.