2:28 pm | 21 July 2003 | othershitthatishappeningonsaturdaynight

jacob: there's a party. we have to dance.
me: what's that you say? "dance"?
jacob: did i say "dance"? i meant "prance". its a prance party. so you have to be gay, an effeminate male, or just plain prissy to attend.
me: well thank god. i'm not all that prissy but i do have a wild love for ponies.
jacob: no the pony party is next week.
me: oh okay, good. because my chaps aren't back from the cleaners yet.
jacob: are they leather? if so that must be expensive to clean them.
me: it gets worse: SUEDE.
jacob: i want to die in suede