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2:13 pm | 18 November 2004 | my favourite sentence-beginning of all time

A trannie I used to know named Marcus/Marquetta had a little mantra for when things go pear-shaped in your life, which was, pronounced solemnly-yet-sassily: "Two tears in the bucket. Motherfuck it."

I hope you will take this advice to heart, as I have, recently. File anything annoying you in the fuckit bin. And eat many, many sandwiches. clm.

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