12:59 pm | 18 June 2003 | Mitch tha Ill-matic

You know who is awesome? Totally, totally awesome? I know, you are all thinking of a pirate, or perhaps a ninja. Maybe even a robot, or some combination of these elements, like a pirate with a robotic pegleg that shoots ninja stars. All these things are awesome, it's true. But they are not as awesome as Ill Mitch.

Dood Ill Mitch is TOTALLY SWEET. His album is called "Punch While Rap." Ill Mitch says, "Some are mad when rap, but i am fun." Ill Mitch is also into skateboarding, of which he notes, "This board is fast and danger. Board ride is serious and quick."

You can stream some of Ill Mitch's raps on his website. I highly suggest you do so. Ill Mitch loves ladies and punching. As do I. As do we all. clm.

p.s. "This message go to the guy who steal my phone card. When catched you get hit more hard than you ever think you could. Be watching for ILL I am coming." -Mitch

DUDES it is suddenly and abruptly POURING RAIN.
I am wearing WHITE PANTS.
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