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1:24 pm | 11 March 2003 | claudia is
I was browsing about today and ended up reading all these anti-feminist websites written by women, and it made me really, really sad. why are humans so poopy? the following is from this site, with some conjunctives and punctuation added (additional poems for friends & family follow). It started as a joke, but is now, inexplicably, making me feel really sad and wistful--some things are randomly true. And yes, i am in the hizzouse. Y'all. (P.s. looking up "my boyfriend" is also great).
about which no one
claudia is a student from a little country
about which no one cares--
claudia is in the hizzouse
claudia is a single mexican woman watching "the magnificent seven"
claudia is a student from a little country about which no one wants to know
and claudia is available for spiritual counseling.
claudia is sitting on her slave's face.
claudia is perfect every way i can tell:
she is graced with fabulous sunrises over the mountains and shimmering moonlight over the valley and sea.
claudia is the oldest of four siblings, and so
claudia is a special person.
claudia is also known for her humour off the set as well as on.
claudia is watching "the magnificent seven."
claudia is.
claudia is already in the station,
claudia is wearing white lace underwear,
claudia is a charming beachfront hotel in central Puerto Vallarta.
claudia is diseased by a brain tumor called glioblastoma multiforme
claudia is a wonderful partner to work with
claudia is reflected in the songs on this unique album
claudia is HERE. (here--> x
--claudia is an ex.)
claudia is a bluestocking of the first rank.
claudia is intelligent
claudia is trapped within the body of a child
claudia is responsible for travel
unfortunately, claudia is not much of a "model."
claudia is happy to advise and encourage young artists
claudia is niet grappig*
(but claudia is winking her eye for some reason).
claudia is a continuing education student at Assumption College (and we all know what happens when we assume).
claudia is stuck in a small town tavern by a broken wheel on her traveling coach.
claudia is considering Genesis and war.
claudia is the most genuine person i have ever met, and
claudia is watching "the magnificent seven."
claudia is "one of the boundaries of a vineyard near porta maggiore" in a document from 1066.
claudia is a principled kinda gal
claudia is a little different
claudia is looking awesome as usual on the catwalk
claudia is also in love with her yuppie best friend
claudia is an all-American goddess
"claudia is a zoologist and co...co...."
claudia is very confused.
claudia is a creeping red fescue that has good seedling vigor.
claudia is a romantic comedy about a lonely postman
claudia is described as being "cautious."
claudia is one of the world's top sex symbols
claudia is the product of generations of well-thought-out breeding
claudia is in a "small town" where
claudia is better looking.
claudia is also on the teaching staff of the Dreamtime School.
claudia is watching "the magnificent seven."
claudia is available for spiritual counseling.
* not funny.
living proof
eitan is known as a man who doesn't like to engage:
eitan is an anomaly.
eitan is the rock.
is eitan too much to ask? not from you.
eitan is calling for an immediate end.
eitan is factory-certified
eitan is easy in that he is helpful and flexible, and yet
eitan is opposed to any plan.
eitan is the only player on the team who is interested in understanding dynamics
eitan is somewhat correct in pointing them out
eitan is optimistic
eitan is a history lesson
eitan is an outstanding civil servant
eitan is liked because of his salt
eitan is expected to be responsible for this group
eitan is demanding that the state reveal whatever criminal deeds this organization has done
eitan is a frustrated general who fought in the war or a 12 years old kid who likes blowing stuff up
eitan is one of the few who knows the full extent of the top
eitan is today
eitan is really serious in trying to suggest that we are engaged in testing scientific theories here
eitan is living proof of the relevance of that which he teaches.
on that ball
maggie is a psychotic jew witch!
maggie is known as a woman of action and vision!
maggie is sometimes known as the bitch goddess!
maggie is on that ball.
maggie is home
maggie is safe
maggie is a lucky dog
maggie is on the mainland
maggie is a real keeper
maggie is crazy
maggie is easy
maggie is becoming very annoying maggie is such a sad sack of shit that no one will tickle her tit. hey, that rhymes!!
maggie is in thailand
maggie is ready to face their situation
maggie is confused/curious
maggie is comfortable here
maggie is a beautiful girl who grows up in a family of abusive alcoholics
maggie is a girl who "blossomed in a mud pit"
maggie is startlingly wholesome
maggie is always on the go
maggie is desperately reluctant to become an idiot savant of immortality
maggie is not the only woman to benefit
maggie is in her favorite "ready to be a footwarmer" spot
maggie is normally a quiet bird and doesn't make a fuss like some of her larger cousins
maggie is our rambunctious little weasel
maggie is an orange tabby cat
maggie is a girl who "blossomed in a mud pit"
maggie is emphatic that the book is not her own life story
maggie is checking her underwater experiments
maggie is devastated
maggie is so troubled that it almost was forgotten
maggie is being comforted by our daughter
maggie is not happy about losing her place
maggie is now on antidepressants.
maggie is a dream come true
maggie is exactly like our maggie
maggie is a girl who "blossomed in a mud pit"
very good
tricia is a first class photographer and tricia is also an outstanding model from new york:
tricia is available for photography.
tricia is that wonderful combination of professional and personable.
tricia is sure that everyone is her friend:
tricia is on the emotional edge.
tricia is already working hard to get ready and be in shape.
tricia is like a kid in a candy store at the lladro factory in valencia
tricia is an avid rodeo fan.
tricia is a member of the american council of hypnotist examiners and british hypnotherapy association, and
tricia is ever appreciative of their help and friendship.
tricia is the one to save herself and her friend.
tricia is home
tricia is visibly agitated
tricia is in her room exhausted and recovering
tricia is feeling better than she has in three years
tricia is medium build
tricia is my sister
tricia is a member of the prayer team
tricia is a very good goose name
sean is/is not
sean is a tourist
sean is back
sean is wonderful
sean is a total wanker
sean is using his british
sean is a wonderful little boy
sean is the coolest
sean is mine.
sean is right!
sean is here!
sean is there!
sean is gone!
sean is �ummm�
sean is not able to personally respond to all your emails
.
sean is sworn to secrecy
�sean is gay, sean is not an out-of-the-closet person�--
no, wait, sean is definitely not gay and is currently single.
sean is not in mood to be interviewed again this day.
sean is an outrageous young man with great strategies for life
sean is officially the most annoying
sean is doing his part
sean is a hardworking young man
sean is desperate for work
sean is widely recognised by the industry
sean is desperate for work
sean �is back and treats you to 9 golden shower scenes with great camera angles!�
sean is instantly rejuvenated!
sean is always at work!
sean is a wonder.
sean is out working hard for your support
"sean" is on special
sean is trying to find at least one more interested student
sean is incredibly cute
sean is a mystery
sean is known for his limitless enthusiasm
sean is still healthy
sean is not �like that�
sean is definitely not gay and was last reported as single
sean is a better boyfriend than my real boyfriend
sean is ssooooo hottttt
"sean" is on special
sean is next
sean is presumed slain in retribution because an arm bearing his jewelry was found in the east river
sean is funny
sean is standing over my shoulder as we laugh our asses off at something funny
sean is the other half of me; in over a decade of being friends it's become difficult to contemplate the other not being there for some reason.
sean is sick.
sean is hospitalized after breaking three ribs and bruising his heart.
sean is a victim of editing:
sean is gone.
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