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12:56 pm | 10 January 2003 | putting the 'fun' back in 'funeral' So anyway. I plan on using my coffin as either a 'coffin table' or a 'burial bench' in which I can store magazines, fabric, and yarn. I suggested to Porkchop that she use hers for cd/book storage, since she doesn�t have a tower�we can just add shelves! The possibilities are endless. There are other benefits, too. I can line the coffin in my favourite black-and-white stripes. I can make it long enough for my gigantic, lardinous Valkyrian body. I can chill out in it when I need some alone time, and it can also function as guest accommodations for my more discriminating and morbid friends. I can paint, woodburn, carve, Sharpie, and otherwise inscribe splendid patterns of bats, birds, hedgehogs, toast, clover, donkeys, storm clouds, and sundry other favourites on the inside, for contemplation during quieter moments.
Also, I feel like pooty-poo on a stick, and I�m still depressed (I am trying not to break the streak that began in like SEPTEMBER), so to console myself I ordered semi-obscure German documentaries online today. Strangely, I feel better, but at the same time, I am spending money (bad) I don�t really have any business spending (worse) buying semi-obscure German (I don�t speak German) documentaries that will, in the end, only depress me further (ha ha ha). Dear friends, it is always an uphill battle here in le Monde du Claude. love clm. unless otherwise noted, all work contained herein is � claudia sherman, 2002-04. |