10:30 am | 08 October 2004 | great disasters

so on this-here diaryland you can make and submit banners to lure people to your site. i have something like 19,000 accrued banner displays in my account, and since i'm leaving it soon (shh! what?!) i wanna use them up. blah blah. anyway, here it is:

...it only plays once and it's fast so if you miss its animated ass, refresh.

I know, I know, it's mega-lame, but my skills with animation are equally crippled (dudes, I use ImageReady, which is the progamming equivalent of a flip-book). ta-frigging-da. clm.