5:01 pm | 04 September 2003 | is anything cooler than Gilbert Grape dorks? NO. NO.

Tricia says: i kind of want to go shopping Saturday, interested?

Claudia says: Duh.

Tricia says: Excellent. i don't know what has gotten into me, but for some reason i need to shop.

Claudia says: Dude, it's fall: the time of getting new things.

Tricia says: True. i also realized all my fall clothes are either stained or faded, and nobody likes greazy, floppy bacon.

Claudia says: True. in light of that fact, we have to go get some new shimmering armor.

Tricia says: but Claudia, don't you mean shining?

Claudia says: no, Tricia, i mean shimmering. it will shimmer and, additionally, it will glow.

Tricia says: hey...hey...i'm comin' 20 in 3 days and i'm having a big party and you're not invited.

Claudia says: I know a girl whose name is Tricia. She's about to turn 20 and be delisha. Come on down, buddy. Come on. Match in the gas tank, boom boom.

Tricia says: (whispers)match in the gas tank, boom boom... boom... boom boom
MY SHOE DONE FELL OFF!
HEY HEY PLAY THE SIREN! I WANNA HEAR THE SIREN!

Claudia says: OMG you win, ha ha!!

Tricia says: goodbye!
-no, it's not goodbye, Arnie, it's goodnight.
-goodnight!