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recent entries:

13 January 2005 ::: i killed it Gilbert
05 January 2005 ::: the taco mystique
04 January 2005 ::: no networks, no nukes, not notcakes
03 January 2005 ::: my vacation in numbers
22 December 2004 ::: cycloparappin: CnH4n
20 December 2004 ::: bark bark!
17 December 2004 ::: Clueless Shopperland
16 December 2004 ::: A TRADITIONAL HAM SANDWICH!
15 December 2004 ::: Monkey Contest!
14 December 2004 ::: Mom's monkey PICS
11 December 2004 ::: illin'
06 December 2004 ::: toro!
03 December 2004 ::: shucks and awe
29 November 2004 ::: crack crack, crackity jones
24 November 2004 ::: the allegory of christmas
23 November 2004 ::: notes on kippenberger
19 November 2004 ::: the multimedia bait-and-switch
18 November 2004 ::: my favourite sentence-beginning of all time
17 November 2004 ::: i hate the term "veggies" more than most things
16 November 2004 ::: long-short-long-short-long-short
15 November 2004 ::: linked like zelda WHAT!
12 November 2004 ::: largely about donuts
11 November 2004 ::: You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'
10 November 2004 ::: blog-referential entry
09 November 2004 ::: the slowest learner and the LONGEST ENTRY
05 November 2004 ::: neal pollack: SEXY BEAST
02 November 2004 ::: the bum robber baron
02 November 2004 ::: "nostalgia" is the new "stalgia"
01 November 2004 ::: happy clawmachine
29 October 2004 ::: keep on truckin'
28 October 2004 ::: scattered detritus
27 October 2004 ::: the hair apparent
26 October 2004 ::: in which i flirt with 35 topics
25 October 2004 ::: left hooked
15 October 2004 ::: eastbound and down
14 October 2004 ::: a funny thing happened on the way to my journal
12 October 2004 ::: putting the "emo" in "memo"
11 October 2004 ::: plumbago
08 October 2004 ::: great disasters
07 October 2004 ::: crime is on my side (yes it is !)
06 October 2004 ::: THE TIME I did not SLEEP WITH GREG DULLI
05 October 2004 ::: and: whatever
04 October 2004 ::: NO MORE MISS NICE CLAUDE
01 October 2004 ::: wheelchair halfpipes
30 September 2004 ::: the Z.A.P.
29 September 2004 ::: IRRITANTS may cause bleeding
29 September 2004 ::: shooting & sam's seafood lounge
28 September 2004 ::: CALLING LONDON
27 September 2004 ::: THE SLUTTY BRONTOSAURUS turns 26
23 September 2004 ::: it's bald but it's no standard baby
23 September 2004 ::: more fashion rules and randomness
21 September 2004 ::: WRAPPING UP THE TWO-FIVE like a bad burrito
17 September 2004 ::: cross-country
16 September 2004 ::: a day in the stupid life
07 September 2004 ::: not so informative after all
02 September 2004 ::: 364 words plus 8,000 words' worth of pics
31 August 2004 ::: it's all the rage.
30 August 2004 ::: in which I am so very, very pretty
27 August 2004 ::: sleeping with duchamp
24 August 2004 ::: my sentences done got the runs
23 August 2004 ::: -
18 August 2004 ::: the Republic has an announcement
18 August 2004 ::: CLICK (the last part)
17 August 2004 ::: CLICK part three
17 August 2004 ::: CLICK part two
16 August 2004 ::: CLICK part one
12 August 2004 ::: SOME AWESOMENESS RIGHT OVER HERE
10 August 2004 ::: Young, dumb, and full of rum
09 August 2004 ::: the foxes and Julian Schnabel
06 August 2004 ::: not so Lucky
05 August 2004 ::: arson daily
03 August 2004 ::: what you're searching for
02 August 2004 ::: mia galleria
30 July 2004 ::: circular logic
27 July 2004 ::: 1: burritos. 2: bitchy e-mails.
26 July 2004 ::: shoot 'em up, bang bang
23 July 2004 ::: three pairs
22 July 2004 ::: ancient vs. modern (II)
21 July 2004 ::: heat/bathtime
19 July 2004 ::: Tyrannosaurus Rex Arm
16 July 2004 ::: the bigger man
14 July 2004 ::: your invite to the pity party
12 July 2004 ::: your rhubarb and custard verses
09 July 2004 ::: also known as
08 July 2004 ::: bike curious
07 July 2004 ::: whatevers at the red garter
06 July 2004 ::: the design that's GRAPHIC
02 July 2004 ::: and now: rap 2 (analog hullabaloo)
30 June 2004 ::: mayonnaisey lover
29 June 2004 ::: a swift kick to the humerus
29 June 2004 ::: i say a little prayer
28 June 2004 ::: fa fa fa FA fa, fa fa fa FA FAAAAH
25 June 2004 ::: the shifter car
24 June 2004 ::: the craft of war
22 June 2004 ::: nonniversary
22 June 2004 ::: "i am lying"
21 June 2004 ::: rock & churroll
18 June 2004 ::: flotsam & jetsam
16 June 2004 ::: Tom Green & Dualism
14 June 2004 ::: the stealthy ass-whupper
11 June 2004 ::: elect my shit, bitches
11 June 2004 ::: elect my shit, bitches
11 June 2004 ::: elect my shit, bitches
09 June 2004 ::: looky-lou
08 June 2004 ::: The Plan
07 June 2004 ::: who do we appreci-HATE
04 June 2004 ::: your memoranda rights
01 June 2004 ::: Puff, The Tragic Motherfucking Dragon
28 May 2004 ::: a snoop-pourri
27 May 2004 ::: John of ARC! (in which i am a total bitch AGAIN)
26 May 2004 ::: i say a little prayer for you
25 May 2004 ::: "water (aqua)"
24 May 2004 ::: i yam what i yam, and that's all what i yam.
20 May 2004 ::: MANEATER
18 May 2004 ::: "and then i was like, and then she was like..."
17 May 2004 ::: coronetcopia
14 May 2004 ::: Greetings from la famille LeMonde
12 May 2004 ::: Carrie & Joanie
11 May 2004 ::: doublestuf
11 May 2004 ::: PLACEHOLDER
07 May 2004 ::: i can say "BS" in six different languages. ready?
05 May 2004 ::: whiplash mascara
04 May 2004 ::: OFFICESPACE
22 April 2004 ::: i need only myself to freak myself out
29 March 2004 ::: STEALTH ENTRY!
02 March 2004 ::: how we handle our midnights
18 February 2004 ::: i'll give you two guesses what this is about
13 February 2004 ::: here comes the shitstorm (2)
28 January 2004 ::: collected works, vol. 2653
26 January 2004 ::: art update
21 January 2004 ::: ...and now for another entry about people i hate
18 January 2004 ::: TCB*
15 January 2004 ::: take note!
14 January 2004 ::: f-f-f-fashion
13 January 2004 ::: like foodstamp churchmice
05 January 2004 ::: NO SAINTS
26 December 2003 ::: holiday potpourri
21 December 2003 ::: snacky cup, motherfuckers
15 December 2003 ::: de-funking the myth of clean boys (part 2)
12 December 2003 ::: antic-social
December 10 2003 ::: celebrity hateathon part 348
07 December 2003 ::: as though your entire world hadn't capsized
03 December 2003 ::: Let me take you to Funky Town. Again.
24 November 2003 ::: whitewater rapids in the stream of consciousness
22 November 2003 ::: road notes
18 November 2003 ::: they love me down in texas/my home while i'm away
17 November 2003 ::: Mad-Lib Fun!
14 November 2003 ::: Girl, you know that it is true
13 November 2003 ::: ...later that day
12 November 2003 ::: enlist!
11 November 2003 ::: j'aime bien le bifteck
10 November 2003 ::: The Legend of Bourgeois Federico
07 November 2003 ::: it averages out to, like, 63% or something
05 November 2003 ::: -
04 November 2003 ::: some dogs are just ASSHOLES
03 November 2003 ::: ennui like the wolf
31 October 2003 ::: hard to portfolio
31 October 2003 ::: you down with organizing parades for profit?
30 October 2003 ::: is king!
30 October 2003 ::: little brothers rule
28 October 2003 ::: social insecurity deposit
27 October 2003 ::: peas porridge in the pot, nine days old
24 October 2003 ::: yeah, i just MIGHT freak out, come to think
23 October 2003 ::: acrobatty
22 October 2003 ::: -
21 October 2003 ::: more studies on dogs; panic in the streets of bucktown
16 October 2003 ::: jam of the year
14 October 2003 ::: dental damn. Oh, get it? CLEVER!!
09 October 2003 ::: "you pee across the street!"
08 October 2003 ::: lover's leap
07 October 2003 ::: let me take you to funky town
06 October 2003 ::: intemperate climates
02 October 2003 ::: urbane outfitters
01 October 2003 ::: radder, radder than you

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