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10:15 am | 27 January 2003 | cel-e-brate good times, c'mon! I like lots of things, of course, and i like them so intensely usually that i can be lost for an hour in contemplation of, say, a plastic horsie or what have you. This cynical, bitter carapace conceals a highly sentimental Irish nature, which circumstances are working hard to kill off before i reach a venerable twenty-five. In an attempt to contravene this rapid downward shuffle, I am presenting here, for your edification, a listing of things i geniunely like, which is by no means all-inclusive: Guinness (the dog) Guinness (the stout) Percy (the hedgehog) Autumn, winter, and select bits of spring (thunderstorms) and summer (night) the Midwest Most genres/forms of music, esp. if sad Baths Toast Birds of all sorts, and things with an avian motif Gothic or death-themed things, like coffin catalogues and funeral wreaths and fake crows, because they're funny Monograms Marmalade Coffee (black only) Citrus fruits in general Books, all sorts, and especially the smell of old books Crossbows & Catapults Wandering (d�tourning also) Driving long distances alone and fast Conviction Climbing trees and rocks Boldness Thinking about arcane shit, like Can i apply Nietzsche's Apollinian/Dionysian model to the lives and deaths of Tim and Jeff Buckley? for which i have been called pretentious, but if that's truly what i am thinking about, there is no pretense, so whatever Accuracy Chalkboards (i like to think of the memory of chalkboards) and also the particular shade of green usually limited to chalkboards This joke: "So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender asks the pirate, 'Why is there a steering wheel on your crotch?' The pirate replies, 'Arr...it's driving me nuts.'" Lime perrier Jameson Getting better Matches (not lighters) Galoshes Soft-spoken people Funny old phrases, like "That's rich!" and "gams" Donkeys Elizabeth Taylor Bats Poets: e.e. cummings, Rainer Maria Rilke, Anne Carson, Jorie Graham, Michael Ondaatje, Timothy Novak, Eitan Kadosh, Buddy Wakefield, R.A.C., Sylvia Plath, Yevgeny Yevtusheko, Lucie Brock-Broido Artists: Tristan Tzara, Sophie Taueber-Arp, Hans Arp, Marcel Duchamp, Francis Picabia, Louis-Ernest Barrias, Sean Landers, some Damien Hirst, Sam Brown, Anton Corbijn, Damon Bishop, Peter Sempel, and critic Matthew Collings Friends Those who are not yet my friends Those who are not friends with anyone (they are a challenge...what is there to like about them? I will find out) The fact that my family swears a lot, in a non-trashy, hilarious manner Formal diction Casual diction (Parentheses)* This lyric from a new Nick Cave b-side: "O sentimental night/Throw me in your sights/Shoot me down" Being good at things right away, or learning them if i suck Having weird, inexplicable crushes on Steve Buscemi and Gene Wilder French Old people and children Finding the perfect description, phrase, or word for something Copyediting Spicy things Foreign or regional accents and/or colloquialisms, like how people from St. Louis use "Fucking A!" as an affirmative, or how people from Los Angeles refer to highways with "the": "I'm taking the 405 to Long Beach, bro." "Dude" Forgiving Legwarmers Kisses Difficult coifs Elvis Presley you clm. * also footnotes p.s. This is FUCKED UP. This is something i don't like. unless otherwise noted, all work contained herein is � claudia sherman, 2002-04. |