4:49 pm | 24 April 2003 | a potpourri of uselessness

I made this for Gregor:

If you find it confusing, you need to start reading Universal Donor more often.

I just talked to Brent from Zineguide who is like a combination of Hugh Grant and Ghostbusters-era Rick Moranis on the phone. Apricot Wensleydale and i are doing a reading/panel at some loft in DeKalb this Saturday night. If anyone's inclined to trek out there, let me know and i'll give you directions and stuff. And Issue #2 is almost done! And oh, it is so funny.

I am still a hard-hat area. I have a mind like a mutable diorama. I am a slimjim in a world where hearts are locked cars. clm.