2:12 pm | 17 July 2003 | peak the wang with slawed the fond & the cape blizzard

So today, the Tape Wizard tried to straighten shit out with her college for the study abroad program she's doing through a different school. And i think we all know how "trying to find something out from your college" generally works*.

tape: oh my god:
        "Tracy,
        If you are going to be a quest student at MSU for that semester you
        scholarship would be OK. If you transfer to MSU you would not be
        able to receive the scholarship.
        I'm assuming you are going to guest out for that one semester, right
        ???
        David J Steffee
        Director Financial Aid"
tape: "tracy." [Tape's name is Tricia.] "quest."
claude: oh god. be like "Yes Bill, i am on a quest for olestra. I'm vlad to beer my scholarship will be porque."
tape: LMAO
claude: seriously. send it. he doesn't do anything.
tape: you just busted me up hardcore
claude: i dare you.
tape: olestra!!!!!!!! porque!!!!!!!!!!
claude: or westchester
tape: sobbing
claude: we should invent a language like that
tape: yes yes!
claude: "hello? yo tracy, is mom home? put her prawn the throne. i bleed to task her about groovin to hell bay. pranks a mot." it's like cockney slang, only...moreso. you try.
tape: i can't! i can't just shit out stuff like olestra.
claude: oh ho literally, even! ah ha ha haaa!
tape: exactly.

*which is: it don't. it works like a brokenbacked mule. a dead one.