2:12 pm | 17 July 2003 | peak the wang with slawed the fond & the cape blizzard

So today, the Tape Wizard tried to straighten shit out with her college for the study abroad program she's doing through a different school. And i think we all know how "trying to find something out from your college" generally works*.

tape: oh my god:
��������"Tracy,
��������If you are going to be a quest student at MSU for that semester you
��������scholarship would be OK. If you transfer to MSU you would not be
��������able to receive the scholarship.
��������I'm assuming you are going to guest out for that one semester, right
��������???
��������David J Steffee
��������Director Financial Aid"
tape: "tracy." [Tape's name is Tricia.] "quest."
claude: oh god. be like "Yes Bill, i am on a quest for olestra. I'm vlad to beer my scholarship will be porque."
tape: LMAO
claude: seriously. send it. he doesn't do anything.
tape: you just busted me up hardcore
claude: i dare you.
tape: olestra!!!!!!!! porque!!!!!!!!!!
claude: or westchester
tape: sobbing
claude: we should invent a language like that
tape: yes yes!
claude: "hello? yo tracy, is mom home? put her prawn the throne. i bleed to task her about groovin to hell bay. pranks a mot." it's like cockney slang, only...moreso. you try.
tape: i can't! i can't just shit out stuff like olestra.
claude: oh ho literally, even! ah ha ha haaa!
tape: exactly.

*which is: it don't. it works like a brokenbacked mule. a dead one.