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3:17 pm | 13 March 2003 | stall talk

I hate being in the bathroom and having people talk to me. I call it "stall-talk." It's like, Lady, i am in a tiny booth with the door closed. I am here to expel waste, not tell you how my week has been going while you, too, expel waste. Christ.

I feel malignant and repulsive today. Please, everyone, call me and say i am pretty.

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