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1:08 pm | 04 May 2004 | OFFICESPACE It is 11:21 and already i have said the following in regards to my new job:
12:56 Okay so part of my Herculean task is reforming the entire workflow and submission process here. And the girl who was here before me is about as efficient and logical as that Play-Doh McDonald's playset*. And the one who was here before her not only kept about 80% of the pertinent information in her head and then quit pretty suddenly, but the stuff she did do is straight-up IMBECILIC, due in large part to her apparent hatred of sub-folders but also to her love of naming files, like, "Fernando the Craw Keyw REDO.xls." Or, like, "FamousPeople RawCano subs?.doc." And I know, or can deduce, what it means, but that takes waaaaay too much time and energy. I'm efficient as a direct result of being subhumanly, literally-like-a-sloth-and-i-mean-the-jungle-critter, blood-pressure-of-eight-over-ten lazy. But seriously, folks. Seriously. More later. clm.
* Okay, like, what? Dear Hasbro, the kids already love to munch upon your flesh-salty, enticingly-coloured "Doh." You don't need to further the attraction by offering tools with which to form it into "delicious" fast food. Although Play-Doh sushi would be really pretty. Oh there goes my weekend. unless otherwise noted, all work contained herein is � claudia sherman, 2002-04. |