Americans,
claude le monde no networks, no nukes, not notcakes
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7:20 pm | 05 November 2003 | - I am on vacation in Normal, Illinois, so my sister is
posting this for me. See you Friday! clm. "Andrew Abbott interviewed Ann Magnuson yesterday. As part of my
research I had to compile a list of amusing personal ads. I enclose some of
my faves...
luv, I'm a scuba diver. i'm half french and half dutch. i love traveling.
I also love laughing at myself and other people. NORTH SHORE LADY This is for anyone who likes to get nasty while watching Battlestar
Galactica at the same time. What? It's possible. I'm a girl who is looking for a sensual relationship with a real
vampire, one who will bring me across. I'm waiting. NYC WOMAN, 60s (bad!), looks 59 (good!), feels 8, 17, or 125
(questionable!), seeks amusing man for occasional long lunches, long talks,
maybe more. Skeptics welcome. I like Waugh, Austen, Churchill, the Jungle
Books, Rodgers & Hart, thunderstorms, marshmallow pumpkins, Ingres.
Physically I resemble a surprising sister-in-law, not necessarily yours. LONELY -- I have several disabilites but active I love to go camping
caravanning I have my own caravan live alone and am very lonely I have heart
poblems but my main one is excema from my knee's down which is very
unsightly I am a loving caring peron and woul like the company of a male HAIRCUTS Handsome WM turned on by giving you buzzcuts, fades,
flattops, military haircuts, head shaves, etc. If you like the sound and
feel of clippers, lets connect (NYP, VARIATIONS) TICKLISH? I am an Italian man with a big build. I live in Brooklyn
and I'm 34 years old. I like to tickle and play around with guys. Call me.
(NYP, VARIATIONS) The Opportunity Of A Lifetime-For the right woman. Outdoors
celebrity, world-recognized big-game hunter, blue-water fishing, author,
seeks relationship towards marriage. Travels worldwide. Occupation: buying
and selling corporate aircraft. 50 years old, 5'9", and 193 lbs, in-shape.
12-year-old son. Live in Southampton, NY on three acres. A woman who is
in-shape, athletic, adventurous, and love of nature is mandatory. Do not
respond if you are an imposter. Seeking a relationship with 30-40 year-old
woman who loves to hunt and fish. If mud, wet smelly gun dogs, early to bed
and early to rise, are not you, then don't respond. Recent photo a must. hello I will start by saying a few words trying to describe me then I
will tell you my hobbies and dislikes I am 54yrs above average build, Solar
panel for a hairstyle I like music all types, reading, fiction mostly,
nonsmoker, social drinker, telling the truth, we all stretch the truth
slightly just that I strongly dislike a proven liar,I can cook if I have a
recipe to follow, no pets now did have an English springer spaniel but he
died a few years ago (illness ) What I am looking for in a woman is some one
who is willing to share lifes up and downs with me just s normal everday
person like myself definately no einsteins. This is a bet.......after a good night out. The bet is that there is
not a man who can match me. If you LOVE Shakespeare...LOVE bikes....can deal
with a feminine woman who is in control of her life and is happy with her
own company...please email me.....YOU ARE MINE!
Big Hot Playmate Adult Baby Boy SWM 27 slim/attr bn hair/eyes 5'9, 180 seeks sexy SWF
18-30 who is fit to fulfil my fantasy, to diaper me, spank me, pamper me on
the changing table. *Marraige Minded* * unless otherwise noted, all work contained herein is � claudia sherman, 2002-04. |